The iPad vol2, (RIP vol1)

Hello internet!

So, you really think the apple iPad is worth the hype, huh? What kind of pure genious or if I may just throw it out there wondrous sorcery does Steve Jobs posess in his back pocket that a large iGroup are eating out of the iPalm of his iHand? (see what I did there?)

The iPad at first glance looks smexeh. Yes, I said that. It looks like a finger scrollers wet dream with it's large screen and multitouch capabilities. What about the rest though? Above all else I see that the iPad is an e-reader, but with added bonuses of internet, music and shiz. So where is the webcam, or external peripheral support via usb? There is none. At this time I'm not sure if the new 4.0 OS update brought the much craved multitask also to the iPad machines or only the smaller in size but not in ego iPhones and iPod Touch so I won't take much of a piss at that aspect. Otherwise if they didn't update it u all know - no music while reading or surfing. Boring. So for all you youtube bloggers this machine is really just an epeen to show off to friends with it's sleek smexy. No video updates with it nope nada not a chance.

All of that novelty fun wears off quicker than cheap eyeliner in the rain. After all that fun you're left with a machine with either wi-fi or 3G, a miniscule sized harddrive and no way to add new functionality other than what itunes store has to offer (thinking big $$$ for developers though). So what? I want it! Yes I bet you do want it. It's fun too it seems. Have you seen the youtube video with a cat playing with it? Pulling on some strings and they follow and wobble! Wheeeee! Oh yes not forgetting the touchable piano!

Still all in all with all things considered turned and tumbled yes the iSeries of touchmachines still has an unrivaled sence of stability and speed and ease of use. No machine has been able to duplicate the great innovations of apple corp.

For most that seems to be enough.

Take care iNternet, you got iT.